CHRYSLER CORPORATION ANNOUNCES THAT NEWLY DESIGNED JEEP CHEROKEE WILL GET 23 MILES TO THE GALLON: WHOOPEE!

Chrysler Corporation is doing its part for oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.  The company has announced that the all new Jeep Cherokee will now get 23 miles per gallon.  Isn’t that great!  With mileage like that, we will keep the oil drillers in business.

Everyone Needs One of These Big, Powerful Jeeps

 I have seen plenty of the more affluent college students (usually those in sororities and fraternities) tooling around in one of these with all of their friends aboard.  We need to drill deeper to keep American humming along.  So “drill baby drill” – its the American thing to do.  Of course, if Chrysler can’t sell enough of these things because more and more people are beginning to see the insanity of SUVs, the taxpayers will need to gear up for another bail out.